by Karl Murphy
#7 You will sleep anywhere...if its shaded.
#6 You collect plastic bags and discuss their relative merits with your buddies.
#5 You grow to love living outside...right up until it rains.
#4 You know how to ask a sheriff if you and your buddy can sleep in the public park....and the can play totally ignorant when he frowns at the 13 tents.
#3 “Doing laundry” means using the hose behind the gas station to rinse out your clothes. Everywhere is a clothes line.
# 2 When you stop moving you look for unsecured power sources for your phone and battery.
# 1 You will strip down to basically a loin cloth and shower anywhere you can....without shame or guilt.